The Confidence of a Ten Year Old.

Last night I felt the urge for M & Ms of the peanut variety, thus I approached the nearest vending machine. Standing there was a little boy, about a foot shorter than me. I could see he was scanning his options, but only had a quarter in his hand. Anyways, he all of a sudden got right next to me and said, "Are you single?" and I was caught off guard and said, "Yes? Are you?" Ha. He responded with a sighing "yeah" and then proceeded to ask how old I was. "19 - you?" "Wow! I'm 10 that's almost twice my age!" Now, this kid had already made me giggle at this point... but the next thing that came out of his mouth was priceless.

"Well, since you're outta my league, would you give me a quarter outta your pocket?"

Hahaha.

For that, I gave him an entire dollar. Oh, to have the confidence of a ten year old.